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don’t you just love how subtly she looks down




THIS IS SO UNREAL!



lol haha omfg



"Hey I’m taking a picture of ya, so just act natural."



you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here




When I hear people laughing

Paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.




HOW TO KISS:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill





OMFG WHAT’S HAPPENING?! HAHAHAHAHA



The Avenger Dogs